The Office
A few things to know about the office.......
Expect the lights to go on and off and expect them to go off at inopportune times. Don't panic they'll come back on eventually normally it is just a couple of seconds of complete darkness and then they flicker back on. Luckily this is old hat for them and all the critical power is on battery backup. Don't expect Charmin it's close to notebook paper and feels closer to sandpaper. Simple trick to save you ass (literally) role the paper into a ball before use, it breaks down the paper fibers and actually softens it up just enough to be usable. Enjoy some great amenities like a person that brings you water and coffee and an in house concierge. The concierge can handle things like runs to the bank, payment of bills, movie tickets, prescriptions, etc. FaceTime should learn a thing or two from this, during the day people are working! They can get help with the tasks that distract them from working. All for now we are hopefully leaving soon as we shipped the product today so I think we should get out of the office before 9pm.
Expect the lights to go on and off and expect them to go off at inopportune times. Don't panic they'll come back on eventually normally it is just a couple of seconds of complete darkness and then they flicker back on. Luckily this is old hat for them and all the critical power is on battery backup. Don't expect Charmin it's close to notebook paper and feels closer to sandpaper. Simple trick to save you ass (literally) role the paper into a ball before use, it breaks down the paper fibers and actually softens it up just enough to be usable. Enjoy some great amenities like a person that brings you water and coffee and an in house concierge. The concierge can handle things like runs to the bank, payment of bills, movie tickets, prescriptions, etc. FaceTime should learn a thing or two from this, during the day people are working! They can get help with the tasks that distract them from working. All for now we are hopefully leaving soon as we shipped the product today so I think we should get out of the office before 9pm.
posted by LiFeOfZerO at 7:31 PM
6 Comments:
i am so proud of you. enjoyed the bd party & meeting g friend. have a good time and enjoy when you can.
guess that would take care of any hemorroids wouldn't it! :>
Thanks anonymous, you can sing your name or initials so I know who it is :-)
Christ I said sing, that's what I get for being up at 2:45 Bangalore time. It's sign your initials or name!!
pretty sure that was aunt robin
Glad you are having a good time. Looking forward to the pictures for shopping purposes! Have fun, be safe, and try to stay away from the Indian strip clubs! Do they have those?
ps: try a little A&D or Vaseline for the 2 hole!
BC
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